Karma's a BITCH
Don't you hate it when things are going soo well - then - BOOM - disaster hits. Okay, that could be a bit dramatic - let me explain.
I got up early today, 9am is early, trust me - I had a nice morning at the market, then tapped into keener mode and did extra work.. pretty video at the beach, gotta love getting paid for that. I'm on my way home now, cruising along.. see a cop car on the corner - what's my sp--- shiT ! I'm being followed. Ma'am , license and registration please.. are you kidding me?? Sorry sir, I don't have my insurance stuff with me, just joined new company - who gave me a great rate because of my sparkling clean driving record - did i mention it was SPARKLING CLEAN SIR? just wait here ma'am.... turn up JT - cry me a river - just kidding.. here - I'm not going to issue a penalty for your insurance -- thanks officer how bad could it be. 272 dollars?? are you kiddding me?? Some deal.
So add my speeding ticket to the numerous parking tickets I've been lucky enough to receive in the past few months, and you have the city's fiscal balance for the year. In FACT the next time Mayor Kelly cuts a ribbon to anything this city is about to dedicate or open, I want my mug right there in the front - as a gold sponsor.
The worst thing is it happened the day after my pledge to cut down my spending on stupid shit. So, technically, I shouldn't pay the ticket because it classifies as STUPID SHIT on my budget page.. but then I'd be fired from work, and without a license - phewf thank god for a grounded sense of responsibility.
So my point? do i really need one?? I just got a speeding ticket! You would ramble and vent too if you were in my shoes and had a blog to yell at!
I got up early today, 9am is early, trust me - I had a nice morning at the market, then tapped into keener mode and did extra work.. pretty video at the beach, gotta love getting paid for that. I'm on my way home now, cruising along.. see a cop car on the corner - what's my sp--- shiT ! I'm being followed. Ma'am , license and registration please.. are you kidding me?? Sorry sir, I don't have my insurance stuff with me, just joined new company - who gave me a great rate because of my sparkling clean driving record - did i mention it was SPARKLING CLEAN SIR? just wait here ma'am.... turn up JT - cry me a river - just kidding.. here - I'm not going to issue a penalty for your insurance -- thanks officer how bad could it be. 272 dollars?? are you kiddding me?? Some deal.
So add my speeding ticket to the numerous parking tickets I've been lucky enough to receive in the past few months, and you have the city's fiscal balance for the year. In FACT the next time Mayor Kelly cuts a ribbon to anything this city is about to dedicate or open, I want my mug right there in the front - as a gold sponsor.
The worst thing is it happened the day after my pledge to cut down my spending on stupid shit. So, technically, I shouldn't pay the ticket because it classifies as STUPID SHIT on my budget page.. but then I'd be fired from work, and without a license - phewf thank god for a grounded sense of responsibility.
So my point? do i really need one?? I just got a speeding ticket! You would ramble and vent too if you were in my shoes and had a blog to yell at!
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