What the F?

I remember when I was little. I was told I was a little social butterfly.. 4 years old, and I was the life of my parents' party. I would sneak out of bed and hang with the adults until my parents noticed, then they wouldn't even send me to bed, they almost encouraged it, pretended not to notice I was still awake at 1am - and they never stopped encouraging those habits really - they call me a little uptight - too responsible -- what the f? I had my time in the party lights - it was called high school - maybe I hit my peak in grade 12. Now, ten years later, I'm living in probably the most noted city for it's partying and I have a reputation for going home early?? what the f?? So, what's the solution here, go out with the rest of the scene-sters and get hammered every weekend so I can sit around and tell stories about it for days later? hmm actually sounds pretty fun! Nah, I think making it out to one in every 3 or 4 parties will suffice and then on that 5th party -- do it up saskatchewan style!! I'm talkin' dancin' on the speakers - makin out with strangers, puking in the bushes the next day .. Saskatch - genuine! And you're thinking.. What the F? When is that ever going to happen? Well, patience I say.. it's only the beginning of July :)